38%
Laundromat
15% From a
Washing Machine
If the operator walks, the machine stays. So does the yield.
Everyday assets across multiple categories, one monthly payment to your wallet.
Deposit
15-20%
Annual Return
Track record.
Twelve months of machine revenue distributions. Zero missed. Zero defaults.
Boring Index Vault
Distribution Record - May 2025-Present
DM-2847
Statement period
May 2025 - Present
Balance
$5,258.85
Total earned
+$1,258.85
Current value
$5,258.85
Distributions
12
| DATE | DESCRIPTION | AMOUNT | BALANCE |
|---|---|---|---|
| Aug 5, 2025 | Distribution - Verified Flexible term - No lock-in | -$5,000.00 | $5,000.00 |
| Sep 1, 2025 | Distribution - Verified Vault payout - 210 machines - Verified | +$36.25 | $5,036.25 |
| Oct 1, 2025 | Distribution - Verified Vault payout - 218 machines - Verified | +$36.25 | $5,074.35 |
| Nov 1, 2025 | Distribution - Verified Vault payout - 224 machines - Verified | +$36.25 | $5,110.60 |
| Feb 1, 2026 | Distribution - Verified Vault payout - 247 machines - Processing | +$51.20 | $5,258.85 |
6-month sample - all 12 distributions paid on time
Annualised return
~15.4%
Multiple everyday machines
One monthly distribution.
Each machine category runs on different economics and different geography.
When laundromats compress, HVAC cycles carry the load. The vault spreads the exposure.
27%
HVAC
19%
EV Charging
16%
Vending
If the numbers don't match,
yield doesn't move
01
Straight from the machine
Cycle data comes directly from the hardware. The machine reports itself.
02
Monthly count vs. cash
Every month, cycle counts are matched against operator revenue.
03
You cannot fake the drum count
A machine that ran 50 cycles ran 50 cycles. You cannot report 1,000. The machine already logged it.
04
Nobody types in the numbers
Operators do not submit cycle data. It comes from the machine. We removed the field for human input.
Check your
Boring Score
Your wallet already has one.
The Boring Score rates your capital history, how long you have held, what you have avoided
how you have allocated.
Common questions.
How does 15-20% work when a savings account pays 4.5%?
The yield comes from the operating margin of physical businesses. After fees, buffer allocation, and diversification across four asset categories, 15-20% net is the conservative range.
Is this audited?
Where does the yield actually come from?
What happens if a machine breaks or an operator fails?
If an operator fails, the asset and its machine data remain in the vault. The portfolio is built around many machines, categories, and locations.
Can I withdraw my money?
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